question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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