You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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