I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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