I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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