how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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