Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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