I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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