youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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