her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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