Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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