theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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