She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just pynch a tree in the face
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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