So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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