I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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