Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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