Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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