Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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