I'm gonna have a badass scar
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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