You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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