I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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