Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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