come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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