yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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