no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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