What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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