party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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