I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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