idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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