worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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