"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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