thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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