Don't you send me to vm
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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