is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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