this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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