We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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