they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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