The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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