Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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