No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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