wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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