I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My vagina is officially offended.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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