Only a mothe r could love this liver
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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