it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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