You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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