Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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