somebody snuck up and got me drunk
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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