Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You need a sexual gate keeper
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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