Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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