I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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