you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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